¤.Friday, June 22, 2007 ' 12:43 PM¤
The biggest mistake one can make in life is not failing to try, is regretting that one didn't try.
So free today again, reach school at 8.50+ am today. Haha late again, but thanks to Chin Fang, no demerit points awarded. Start slacking till about 10am then decided to go for breakfast with my friend. So we went mac for breakfast, eat and chat there till around 11am+, oopz, 1hr morning break again, haha =xXx. On the way back to lab, he told me about his friend's friend breaking his leg to get MC for NS. Oh my god, used hockey stick to whack their own leg till it's broken just to get MC for NS. That's insane manx.
Was looking at my "Biao Sao" blog and saw some of my cute niece pictures. Haha can't believe that she's actually half a years old already. Time fly so fast, still remember that time i went taiwan when she was only 1month year old. She's really damn cute, haha my dad always comment that she look totally the same as my cousin which i agree as well. Can't wait to go back taiwan during my semester break to visit all my wonderful cousins there. Comparing the cousins there and Singapore, it seems that there's no gaps between the cousins. But for Singapore, there's really a DAMN F**KING BIG GAP. All the cousins above me were girls then suddenly a male pop out it the middle. Sucks! This is why i hate to go for family gathering every week, the feeling just SUCK!
Shall just post some picture of my cute niece. :P Enjoy.
Heres the little joke today. =)
Overdue
A young husband comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "Darling, I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody."
The next day, a guy from the electric company rings the doorbell, because the young couple haven't paid their last bill, asks : "Are you Mrs.Smith? You're a month overdue, you know?!" "How do YOU know ???? " stammers the young woman. "Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the man from the electric company."What are you saying? It's in YOUR FILES????? " "Absolutely." "Well, let me talk to my husband about this tonight."
That night, she tells her husband about the visit, and he, mad as a bull,rushes to the electric company offices the first thing the next morning. "What's going on here? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue? What business is that of yours?" the husband shouts.Just calm down," says the clerk,"it's nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us." "PAY YOU???? And what if I refuse?"
"Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut you off." "CUT ME OFF ????!! And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks."I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle....
