Oppx, forget to update yesterday morning. =xXx Nothing much happened yesterday, as usual log in msn and start chatting with lots of people. 4.30pm went for Napfa training, yesterday did 4 rounds of Timed Running, 2 sets of exercise ( 5 Pull up, 10 Star jump, 20 Push up, 20 Split jump, 20 Dips ). Was really tired after yesterday training, reach home at about 7pm. Meet Leong Wei and Hou Min at Jurong Point to sell my phone. Phone sold at $385 which make me lost around $20+ without counting the plan i upgrade.

As usual, today morning late again, muscle ache everywhere. So lazy to come school, so lazy to get off my bed, but still managed to reach school by 9am (1 demerit point awarded). Start slacking around, surfing forum until about 10am, went for breakfast at mac. Eat around 1hr again and it's 11.13am now. 6 hours more to end of day, today got things to do already. =xXx got 6 epi of Prison Break Season2 to watch. =) Ok, time to start watching, =xXx update again other day. =)

Here's the joke for today.
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in South Louisiana. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence.As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field,and now I'm going in to retrieve it."
The old farmer replied. "This is my property, and you are not coming over here."The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the U.S. and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own."The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do things in Louisiana.
We settle small disagreements like this with the Louisiana "Three Kick Rule."The lawyer asked, "What is the Louisiana Three Kick Rule?"The Farmer replied. "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up."
The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom. The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the city feller.
His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick nearly ripped the man's nose off his face. The barrister was flat on his belly when the farmer's third kick to a kidney nearly caused him to give up.
The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said, "Okay, you old coot, now it's my turn."
(Guess What the farmer said....)The old farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck."

It's already Week 5 for my Final Year Project (FYP), yet i haven't done anything. o.O I'm already told what i'm supposed to do but just plainly lazy to start. Just finish my project schedule and i have only 29 days for coding. Very limited time to complete my project. Haix, i'm worried. Can i pass my FYP? Can i graduate next year with my friends? -Study Sucks-

Was reading thru forum abit National Service and saw this reply.
Recruit phase:
0530 wake up, water parade, do pt, eat breakfast, area cleaning, standby bunk, 10 min wash up, water parade, do some more pt, lunch, theory lesson on weapons or combat movement,water parade, start doing what you just learn, do back bunk wash up, if lucky can slp awhile, dinner, slack, last parade, water parade, slack, 2200 slp.
1yr soldier:
0530 wake up, light pt or fall in in pt kit but later go hide, breakfast, go back slp, wake up eat lunch, ippt/SOC, clean weapon, go back slp, dinner, slack, OTOT slp.
Few months before ORD soldier:
OTOT wake up, go canteen eat breakfast (only for those who wake up early), go back slp, lunch (optional), play game/gamble, idle, slp some more, nights out, bookin before 2359, midnight order mac, OTOT slp.
Is this the life in NS now? Please hope i can relax in NS next year. Haha.

Here's the joke for today.
The old man placed order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink.He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife.He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering. Obviously they were thinking, "
That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them."As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said, they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything. People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite.
She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said "No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything."Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked "What is it you are waiting for?" She answered (Continue below - This is great)
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"THE TEETH."

So free today again, reach school at 8.50+ am today. Haha late again, but thanks to Chin Fang, no demerit points awarded. Start slacking till about 10am then decided to go for breakfast with my friend. So we went mac for breakfast, eat and chat there till around 11am+, oopz, 1hr morning break again, haha =xXx. On the way back to lab, he told me about his friend's friend breaking his leg to get MC for NS. Oh my god, used hockey stick to whack their own leg till it's broken just to get MC for NS. That's insane manx.

Was looking at my "Biao Sao" blog and saw some of my cute niece pictures. Haha can't believe that she's actually half a years old already. Time fly so fast, still remember that time i went taiwan when she was only 1month year old. She's really damn cute, haha my dad always comment that she look totally the same as my cousin which i agree as well. Can't wait to go back taiwan during my semester break to visit all my wonderful cousins there. Comparing the cousins there and Singapore, it seems that there's no gaps between the cousins. But for Singapore, there's really a DAMN F**KING BIG GAP. All the cousins above me were girls then suddenly a male pop out it the middle. Sucks! This is why i hate to go for family gathering every week, the feeling just SUCK!

Shall just post some picture of my cute niece. :P Enjoy.






Heres the little joke today. =)
A young husband comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "Darling, I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody."
The next day, a guy from the electric company rings the doorbell, because the young couple haven't paid their last bill, asks : "Are you Mrs.Smith? You're a month overdue, you know?!" "How do YOU know ???? " stammers the young woman. "Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the man from the electric company."What are you saying? It's in YOUR FILES????? " "Absolutely." "Well, let me talk to my husband about this tonight."
That night, she tells her husband about the visit, and he, mad as a bull,rushes to the electric company offices the first thing the next morning. "What's going on here? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue? What business is that of yours?" the husband shouts.Just calm down," says the clerk,"it's nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us." "PAY YOU???? And what if I refuse?"
"Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut you off." "CUT ME OFF ????!! And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks."I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle....

Feeling so sleepy at the moment, didn't sleep well last night. Something stupid happened, my mother gave me an expired medicine to eat. It expired on the Jan 2006 and it's already June 2007. Lucky nothing much happen today, haha =). Reach school at 8.40am today, what's the big day manx, SO many people taking MRT this morning. Sucks, no seats to sit again, have to stand for around 40mins. Hate to come school, hate to do FYP.!!

This whole morning doing Final Theory Test Question. Keep getting 40/50 marks, oh my god, i'm going to fail my FTT if i continue to score like that. It's so hard to memorize so many things.!! 600 FTT questions for me to do, better finish them with a good mark.

Stupid people in HardwareZone forum, bid $385 for my phone but went missing in action. When can i sell my phone, really needs money by this saturday. Got driving lesson but not enough money for it. F**k.!! I need a JOB.!! Anyone can offer me a nice job that i can work on weekends.? Need lots of MONEY. d{$.$}b

Here's the joke for today:
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart . While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.
The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time.
He goes over and asks her if she is ok. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat.
She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said to achieve best results, put on two coats.

Argh, i'm so tired/ so sleepy. Time is like so limited, 24hours a day, 9hours 30 mins in school doing crap things, 2hours to travel to school and back home, 5hours to watch tv/ gaming, only left with few hours to sleep. Weekend faster come please, must sleep more than 12hours, =xXx. Life like this just sucks! 9 more weeks to my holiday, time please pass faster.!
Yesterday had Napfa training, oh my god, super intensive. But i'm quite happy, as my running time improved. Must continue training to score at least silver for Napfa.
Yesterday had this conversation with my dad, he told me that those people that give bad comment are childish, if i reply to their bad comment, it only shows how childish i'm as well. I strongly agree with him, haha. There's no point arguing about all those stupid comment. All comments can be ignored if one tried his/her best. It's not about winning but whether you did your best to make things successful.

Heres the joke for today.
A life-long city man, tired of slogging all his life in the corporate world, decided he was going to give up the city life, move to the country, and become a chicken farmer. He bought a nice, used chicken farm and moved in.
As it turned out, his next door neighbor was also a chicken farmer. The neighbor came for a visit one day and said, "Chicken farming isn’t easy. Tell you what. To help you get started, I’ll give you 100 chickens." The new chicken farmer was thrilled.
Two weeks later the neighbor dropped by to see how things were going. The new farmer said, "Not too well. All 100 chickens died." The neighbor said, "Oh, I can’t believe that. I’ve never had any trouble with my chickens. I’ll give you 100 more."
Another two weeks went by and the neighbor stopped by again. The new farmer said, "You’re not going to believe this, but the second 100 chickens died too." Astounded, the neighbor asked, "What went wrong?" The new farmer said, "Well, I’m not sure whether I’m planting them too deep or too close together."

Kind of bored now so i decided to blog now. =xXx. Teacher-in-charge not around again, so can slack around without doing anything. Nothing much happened today, just keep sleeping in lab, loLx.
Was browsing Campus Superstar comment board of Elaine. Got this very 1 guy nick The Champion, keep commenting that she's fat and everything. Don't know why i'm feeling kind of pissed off by those comment. What's wrong with her figure manx, he so sure he himself have a perfect figure? Should ask him to post up his photo to show how perfect is his figure. That comment board are meant for people to support the candiate, not to give the stupid negative comment.
Anyway gratz to Elaine, we went in the top 12 already? Super pro in singing, haha =). Got the highest mark among the girls yesterday. Anyway hope she can go into the final. =)

Here's the joke for today.
An Indonesian, a Bangladeshi and a Malaysian are in a bar one night having a beer. The Indonesian finishes his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass into pieces. He brags, "In Jakarta our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice."
The Bangladeshi [obviously impressed by this] drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass into pieces. He says, "In Dhaka we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."
The Malaysian, cool as a cucumber, finishes his drink, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Indonesian & the Bangladeshi. He says "In KL we have so many Indon and Bangla that we don't need to drink with the same one twice."

Back in school blogging again. Haha. Woke up at 8.30am today, FYP starts at 8.30am and i'm still at home brushing my teeth at that time. I'm f**king late for 2hours today. Oh my god, 2 hrs = 3 demerit points. Haix, got 4 demerit points so far le. Sadded. Nothing to do again, teacher not in school today, so decided to slack. Going out lunch with Kenneth n Melvin at Khatib. Think i'm going to spend more than 1hr again. =xXx Who cares. Teacher-in-charge not around. =)

Back to the stupid routine again. Reach lab at 845am today, was late but lucky someone help me sign-in. Thanks Man. Nothing to do again, must come out with a gantt chart with my teammate [Deadline: 20th June 2007]. Bored. FYP SUX.

Yesterday night went to Bishan Ajisen with ChinFang, Kiat and Singlim. Ate the Pork Curry Ramen, hmm, it's quite nice ba. loLx. Eat already very full, i think it's worth the $13.80 ba. =) Left at about 820pm, went back to Choa Chu Kang Lot 1 to meet Elson, Houmin, Wei Wen, Leong and me. When i reach there, WeiWen was so exicted,zzz. Just because he saw Tammi at Lot1. -.- What so special about her? loLx. Crazy Wei Wen. After that went for Fanastic 4 Movie at 9.30pm. Actually don't want to watch de, but i think the Sue Storm is very pretty, that's y i went for that show. Haha, overall quite a nice show. Everyone should go and watch. =)

The Joke for Today. ^^ Enjoy.
Ministers from USA, UK and Singapore were travelling on a warship that was cruising near S.Arabia. The 3 were talking about how brave their soldiers were when their cordial discussion soon turned into an argument where each wanted to prove the bravery of their own soldiers.
The Pres. of USA said, "let me show u what is guts", where upon he called his Colonel and said "Jump into the sea and swim 3 rounds around this ship!". The Colonel replied "Anything for Uncle Sam, Sir", and jumped into the shark infested sea and swam 3 rounds around the ship, with the sharks chasing him like mad! After the successful 3 rounds, the Colonel came up to the deck and said, "I did it for Uncle Sam Mr. President!". The proud US President replied "That's what I call guts!".
The Prime Minister of UK became aggressive and quickly alled his General and said "General, jump into the sea and swim 10 rounds around this ship!". The General replied "Anything for the Queen, Sir", and jumped into the shark infested sea and swam 10 rounds around the ship, with the sharks chasing him frantically. After the successful 10 rounds, The 3-star General came up to the deck and said, "Long Live the Queen!". The proud UK PM replied "That's what I call guts!".
The Prime Minister of Singapore cannot control himself. He had to show that his soldiers have it too. He called one of them and said "Soldier, jump into the sea and swim 15 rounds around this ship!". The soldier replied "Oi, you siao ah?I juz bought my 4-rooms and I am paying through my nose. Now, U want me to jump and die, eh? just for u to hao lian?You jump into the sea yourself lah!"The Singapore PM smiled and said "Heard that? That's what I call guts!".

I'm so bored in sch doing FYP thats y i decide to blog again. Haha =). Stupid management by NYP. Monday 8.30am to 6pm Tuesday 8.30am to 4.30pm [4.30pm Napfa Training] Wednesday 8.30am to 6pm Thursday 8.30am to 6pm Friday 8.30am to 5.30pm. Everyday come school do nothing, surf forum, sleep and msn chat only. What the hell manx, y not let us have fexible timing to do our own project. Like a dead man coming to school doing the same stupid things again and again daily. ARGH. I HATE FYP.



Let's talk about something happy ba, haha =). Got my PDL on the 5th May 2007, start learning driving, went for 4 lessons already. Kinda happy on my 4th lesson as i don't have any engine stall at that day, quite pro lehx. =xXx Final Theory Test [FTT] on the 2nd July, coming soon already, hope i can pass my FTT so i can book my TP as soon as possible.



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Heres a joke for everyone. Enjoy =).

[#] Alvin Yip
[#] 18th Nov 87
[#] shadowfate_87@hotmail.com
[#] Nanyang Poly - Business Informatics

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