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¤.Saturday, October 30, 2004 ' 11:18 PM¤
The biggest mistake one can make in life is not failing to try, is regretting that one didn't try.

woO.. today very happy wor.. =PpP today woke up as usual time lor.. den on my com start playing games.. =D keke.. exam juz 2 days away.. but still playing game.. *bLeaH* lazy to study.. wakaka..
afternoon went to plaza study wor.. erm.. today better than last few weeks le ba.. at least got do some physic question.. den go play pool wif leong n song.. wakaka.. win all match wor.. =PpP so fun.. after tat go long john silver eat lor.. den continue to study in KFC.. taught pei li n liyi lots of question lor.. den dunno y.. my mind not focusing on the question.. wakaka.. den nvr teach liyi properly sia.. *paisEh* woR..
tml going plaza again ba.. erm.. tml muz start learning SS le.. maybe touch up on my chinese ba.. hope at least can get a a2 for it manx.. if not retake oso useless de.. today kinda tired?? think i gonna go slp le ba.. =D gd niTez..

2 days to O lvl chinese..
24 days to O lvl last paper..

19 days to my bday..
25 days to bball match..





¤.Friday, October 29, 2004 ' 7:41 PM¤
The biggest mistake one can make in life is not failing to try, is regretting that one didn't try.

yoyo.. today kinda happy?? keke.. today got lots of sad sad event sia.. haiz.. mrs clark leaving kranji le wor.. but nvm.. i'm proud to leave wif mrs clark.. wakaka!! like tat better lar.. =PpP haha.. sian.. mr john lim oso leave le.. next time muz go segar more le.. den can meet mr john lim.. =D he's a gd teacher manx.. he RoX.. even if he nvr taught me.. =pPp Mrs Joyce Yip oso sian.. going FuHua sec le wor.. haiz.. she so gd in math.. den dun wan teach kranji le.. wat a waste sia.. haiz.. alot ppl say coz i leaving den she oso wan leave.. wakaka.. dun be so bhb ba.. =PpP they are great teacher manx.. haha.. mdm roszana oso leaving le wor.. woO.. kranji so many teacher leaving.. dunno wat will happen to kranji next time..
today in hall.. irene ask me 1 math question.. wei wen say tat question very difficult wor.. at the beginning.. i dunno how to do sia.. den i try to redo it manx.. finally solve tat question le.. wakaka.. den pei li still praise me wor.. =$ *paiseh* tml going plaza.. wakaka.. many ppl book me wor.. =xXx sure very bz tml le.. nvm.. =D den today after sch got social studies ip coaching wor.. erm.. do section b wor.. got 12/24.. wakaka.. pass le wor.. finally pass my ss le..!! so happy.. muz work hard le.. =D jia you..

3 days to O lvl chinese...
25 days to O lvl last paper...

20 days to my bday..
26 days to bball match..





¤.Thursday, October 28, 2004 ' 10:08 PM¤
The biggest mistake one can make in life is not failing to try, is regretting that one didn't try.

wakaka.. today lazy to update.. update other time ba.. =PpP

4 days to O lvl chinese..
26 days to O lvl last paper..

21 days to my BDAY.. =xXx
27 days to bball match wif scythe.. =pPp

less than 1 month for everything..wakaka





¤.Wednesday, October 27, 2004 ' 7:25 PM¤
The biggest mistake one can make in life is not failing to try, is regretting that one didn't try.

erm.. yesterday nite can't slp sia.. dunno wat happened.. o.O lay on my bed till 3am++ den fall aslp.. den today very tired ar.. den got headache.. think not enuff of slp wor.. today 5b onli 11 ppl came to sch sia.. wOw.. outstanding class wor.. haha.. all potential A1 students le.. starting of the day got 3 period of physic wor.. physic lesson damn sian de lehx.. everytime do the same thing de.. haiz.. today very sad ar.. stupid paper sia.. got 11/20 nia.. =( so lousy de.. =( argh.. wat the f*** i'm doing sia.. do until like tat..
den english today quite normal lor.. erm.. finally got a quiet class to study.. wakaka.. coz khairi they all not in class.. =pPp den can learn more things.. den today had our last history lesson wor.. erm.. hope history can do well.. cannot hai mr tan.. =D he taught me for 5 years le wor.. wakaka.. MR NICE TEACHER.. =pPp den got math lesson.. wah.. sibei sian ar..!! every math lesson do math ten year series.. den got headache wor.. haiz.. but still forced myself to complete it ba..
after sch got physic ip coaching wor.. loLx.. got 24/45 points.. got pass.. but not very happy wif tat result sia.. y my physic drop till like tat.. haiz.. wei she mo.. =( science how to get A1 like tat.. *sOb SoB* after physic lesson jiu go basketball court play bball.. wah.. totally no strength ar.. lao shu finally break dwn le.. =( maybe coz of the physic result today ba.. zhen mei yong..
erm... today got alot of hw sia.. gonna go complete it now.. update next time..





¤.Tuesday, October 26, 2004 ' 7:46 PM¤
The biggest mistake one can make in life is not failing to try, is regretting that one didn't try.

yOyo.. today woke up at 535am as usual.. keke.. den prepare for sch wor.. o.O wah.. headache sia.. den very sleepy today.. dunno wat happen sia.. den no strength at all sia.. too weak le?? =XxX den got 3 periods of D&T wor.. so boring de.. but learn lots of thing wor.. mr loh today very high wor.. =pPp den still treat us eat sweet wor.. keke..
after tat jiu history lesson wor.. chapter 10 wor.. fun to learn.. after tat got social studies + bio lesson.. erm.. bio lesson got paper 1 test wor.. haha.. score 13/20 wor.. very lousy lehx.. muz get 18/20 above wor.. muz jia you le.. after tat jiu go home wif leong wei.. keke.. erm.. reach home le nothing to do wor.. den decided to take a nap.. =PpP from 3pm to 5pm wor.. so long ar..
haiz.. actually say wan teach liyi math de.. but she everyday oso go plaza.. den i dun like go plaza de.. very noisy.. den go there sure feel like playing pool wor.. argh.. how how?? now she say i nvr help her de.. say i bluff her.. =( muz think of a better place manx..
think i write till here ba.. nothing to write le.. =PpP update again next time.. think will be very long ba.. coz O lvl starting le.. muz stop all this things le..





¤.Saturday, October 23, 2004 ' 11:53 PM¤
The biggest mistake one can make in life is not failing to try, is regretting that one didn't try.

erm.. today woke up quite early sia.. =D went to collect new car wif my dad.. =pPp so comfortable wor.. o.O haha.. got new car le.. =PpP next time can let me drive wor.. yeah..!! after tat jiu go fetch my mum.. =D den jiu go take a short nap from 1pm to 3pm wor.. kEkE.. short hor.. =pPp after tat jiu prepare to segar le..
sian sia.. reach there still raining ar.. den go eat dinner wif chuan n song cherng.. erm.. actually not very full wor.. but nvm la.. dun eat so full.. if not later cannot run.. wakaka.. after tat jiu go segar bball court le.. lolx.. still raining wor.. den 3 of us sat dwn there n tok abt game.. keke.. crazy hor.. O lvl coming still playing game.. =D too used to it le manx.. cannot change ar.. =(
after a while.. the rest joined us.. =D we played lots of match.. wah.. tired sia.. have to focus not to fall.. n somemore the ball so heavy.. play till my leg nearly cramp.. =D heng bo cramp ar.. woO.. song sia.. tuesday can take new jersey wor.. Shadow No.11 reporting.. =D wakaka.. hope can score well for team.. =D muz train hard for my 3pts shooting manx.. =pPp <-- muz be after O lvl.. wakaka..
erm.. very late le.. think i better go slp le.. if not too tired.. tml muz finish my physic paper.. MUZ..!! =pPp jia you..
oh ya.. haiz.. she sick le.. how sia.. =( *hao xin tong ar* nothing can be done.. =(





¤.Friday, October 22, 2004 ' 8:00 PM¤
The biggest mistake one can make in life is not failing to try, is regretting that one didn't try.

wah.. after two days of break.. today go back sch for normal lesson.. kinda sian diao manx.. lesson again.. den after school still got the history ip coaching till 4pm++... sibei sian ar.. den morning purposely walk slowly to sch de.. man man lai.. =D can enjoy the fresh air.. wakaka.. on the way saw my buddy elson sia.. think he was sick ba?? look so pale de.. but he still came to sch wor.. o.O but after english lesson jiu go home le.. o.O
today first period is physic lesson wor.. beri sian de sia.. every physic lesson oso do the same thing de.. lucky today i sit wif leong wei.. wakaka.. we crap around during the lesson.. wakaka.. kinda fun.. =PpP after physic lesson jiu english lesson.. wah.. sian ar.. every english lesson is the most boring de.. coz muz do comprehension sia.. damn bOriNg ar.. den jiu dao bio lesson le.. haha.. love bio lesson manx.. =D can learn lots of things.. erm.. den when miss wong giving the MCQ answer for the Bukit Panjang Govt. High paper.. =PpP leong n me start doing lame things.. wakaka.. we go see the answer pattern.. den we go anyhow guess the answer.. damn fun ar.. today was a wonderful day mehx.. =D after tat jiu recess.. nothing much during recess time.. =D den got 3 period of math.. o.O quite relaxing.. coz mdm roszana told us to do ten year series ourselve.. =D tat's all for the lesson today ba.. =pPp
after tat jiu go play bball.. wah.. today damn zhun.. wakaka.. bUrn.. soNg sia.. finally can shoot like last time manx.. =pPp but O lvl coming le.. muz stop playing bball le.. o.O coNtroL!!
aim = english (b4) math (a1)
chinese (a2) comb. hum (b4)
science (a2) d 'n' T (b4) L1R4 = 13 points.. L1R5 = 17 points.. <-- mUz try.. !!

¤¥†JIA YOU™†¥¤






¤.Wednesday, October 20, 2004 ' 10:25 PM¤
The biggest mistake one can make in life is not failing to try, is regretting that one didn't try.

erm.. wah.. feel so sick now ar.. tou hen tong ar.. actually today morning after eating breakfast think will feel better de.. but vomit everything out sia.. haiz.. very sick ar.. after tat jiu take medicine lor.. feel so slpy.. den went to my room.. after awhile jiu fall aslp le.. stupid sia.. every 30mins sure got ppl sms me de.. zz.. ask me go plaza study.. walao.. headache lehx.. wan rest ar.. they sms me till 2pm++ sia.. den i so "tu lan" sia.. can't rest le. .bo bian jiu go plaza lor.. walk there wif my heavy head.. =( after tat go there oso do nothing.. play pool wif song cherng?? still bang my finger against the table.. now swollen le sia.. stupid me.. after playing jiu go segar le.. walk under the rain somemore.. haiz.. sure die de lar.. now very xin ku ar.. but nvm ba.. still can tahan.. =D hen tml no sch.. cannot afford to skip any lesson le.. no time left.. O lvl juz 10 days away sia..
29 days to my bday lehx.. =PpP erm.. how to celebrate lehx.. o.O stay at home rot?? nahX.. wait long long.. wakaka.. organsize chalet?? erm.. too late le.. =( cannot sia.. haiz.. how??
erm.. think i write till here ba.. need to take medicine le..





¤.Tuesday, October 19, 2004 ' 7:59 PM¤
The biggest mistake one can make in life is not failing to try, is regretting that one didn't try.

wah.. sibei sian ar.. still muz go sch today.. everyone having listening paper onli.. den left the sec4 exp n sec5 ppl in sch.. teachers also nvr bother to come dwn into our class.. waste time ar.. might as well slp at home.. today no ppl in sch.. den canteen nvr open sia.. recess nothing to eat.. haiz.. so hungry sia.. but bo bian.. after tat go back class organsize celebration after O lvl.. haha.. got more than 19 ppl going sia.. o.O so many.. wakaka.. lucky miss wong got come our class.. keke.. at least we learnt something sia..
after sch actually planned to play bball de.. but so sian de.. rain sia.. haiz.. cannot play again.. den stay inside our class do nothing.. kinda sian diao sia.. after tat play baseball wif my frz in class.. haha.. we found a stick in class.. den used it for baseball bat.. haha.. so fun manx.. after tat jiu go home le.. wah.. reach home le so sick sia.. o.O headache.. den whole body aching.. haiz.. think i gonna sick soon le.. how?? =(





¤.Saturday, October 16, 2004 ' 11:51 PM¤
The biggest mistake one can make in life is not failing to try, is regretting that one didn't try.

woW.. toDay go pLaza stuDy sia.. haiz.. but didn't study anything sia.. today no mood.. den start thinking abt those chinese essay i wrote last time.. =D Mr Ho ( chinese teacher ) tat time in class go read it manx.. he asked who wrote it.. den i say it's me.. he prasied me.. wakaka.. he say well done wor.. den today asked wei wen gif me a topic to write.. the topic was " ta ai de bu shi wo " erm.. think got quite lots of things to write ba.. starting tat time very hard to write sia.. no idea at all manx.. after a while jiu wrote finish le.. erm.. den show to jing yi they all.. wakaka.. ning zhen still say she read le feel like crying.. o.O so powerful.. yeah.. next time muz write more le.. muz let ppl noe how's the feeling.. =D they onli hide in their heart.. nvr had a chance to let out how they felt.. very sad de.. somemore today listen to the "Spirited Away" ( cartoon ) song.. erm.. a sad song.. can make ppl feel emotional.. so proud tat i finished another essay.. =D
after tat jiu go segar play bball le.. erm.. very sian sia.. so tiring de.. didn't win any match at all sia.. so sian de.. play bball so long.. still jump so low.. so mei yong.. den play half way got bball went inside the tennis court.. den it was lock.. the onli way to get the ball was to climb in.. =D den i helped them sia.. starting very scare wor.. coz it's really high.. but i got no feeling le.. =D den continue lor.. den yong siang dwn there so worry.. haha.. nvm lar.. fall jiu fall.. wun die de.. if die oso better.. wakaka.. after tat jiu play till lights off.. take LRT from fajar home.. went pass pending.. =xXx
sian.. tml is sunday sia.. dunno wat to do tml manx.. hope got programme for me.. do anything oso can ba.. study?? watch movie?? play?? jio me manx.. i dun feel like staying at home.. =D O LvL simi lan.. waste time sia.. study for wat.. faster finish ar..





¤. ' 9:35 AM¤
The biggest mistake one can make in life is not failing to try, is regretting that one didn't try.

kEke.. so long bo write.. damn bz wif sch work manx.. haiz.. si bei sian ar.. study so sick!! everybody finish exam le.. i still haben.. sian diao.. hope can faster finish ar.. dun wan study anymore ar..
yesterday take value-added award for math.. =D very very happy wor.. got $10 popular voucher wor.. wakaka.. can buy pens le.. =xXx so shock tat i took tat award.. =$ first time i take wor.. den very nervous.. run damn fast to collect the award?? ( my frz told me) haha.. paiseh mahx.. =PpP somemore i LaoShu Kia lehx.. of coz can run fast lar.. keke.. take report bk oso.. wakaka.. my rank change wor.. from 5th to 3rd.. yeah.. i got top 3 in class.. so happy manx.. actually can take $250 edusave de.. but my dad's salary higher than $3000.. den cannot take.. =(
if can take jiu hao.. i can change hp.. =D my frz 1 sub A1 will get $100 from his dad.. sian sia.. my parents wun gif me de.. =( if they gif jiu hao.. can motivate me to study.. =D Friday play piano in Ava room.. haha.. second time play for my frz.. erm.. think yesterday was better than the first time ba.. keke.. yeah.. i gonna learn the whole song can play for u all manx.. =D





¤.Tuesday, October 12, 2004 ' 10:09 PM¤
The biggest mistake one can make in life is not failing to try, is regretting that one didn't try.

erm.. back to writing blogspot.. =D keke.. yesterday after sch got a terrible headache.. therefore didn't write an entry.. keke.. o.O yesterday was a wonderful day?? first time studied for my history.. wakaka.. got L4/8 marks.. haha.. great improvement manx.. from 1 mark to 8 marks.. den after tat jiu stay back for night study.. didn't do much yesterday?? taught yuen wen transformation.. =D den whenever i'm thinking.. i can feel like my head gonna burst any moment.. den Liyi asked me 1 question.. haiz.. i took 30 mins ++ to solve it.. after tat i explained to liyi.. but she dun understand lehx.. haiz.. hen sad ar.. i said wan to help her de.. =( i wan those frz i'm teaching to pass their math.. ='(
back to today ba.. got history content test sia.. erm.. not bad sia.. got 12/25 marks.. althought i failed.. but i'm happy le.. keke.. mr tan said i got improvement.. wakaka.. yeah.. i gonna score well for my history manx.. friday got chapter 5 content test.. hope can pass well this time.. ^.^ after tat got english remedial lesson.. end so earily sia.. after tat i went home straight.. cannot tolerated anymore.. gonna break dwn soon.. so damn tired.. =( everyday doing the same things.. study n study.. from morning till night.. but 20 days left.. wat can i do manx..
*jia you ba* gd luck for ur End Of Year Examinaton.. hope u can achieve ur aim?? top in chinese n top in math?? =D
20 days.. let's work together ba.. jia you..
*may the shadow force be wif u*





¤.Sunday, October 10, 2004 ' 1:25 AM¤
The biggest mistake one can make in life is not failing to try, is regretting that one didn't try.

sian ar.. yesterday nvr go home.. keke.. stay at my frz hse.. erm.. actually wanna study de.. but.. nvr lor.. play till 2am++ den very tired.. after tat jiu go slp le.. slp till today morning.. =pPp after tat i play piano sia.. keke.. very nice.. wakaka.. after tat i jiu go home le.. o.O
erm.. reach home jiu go bath.. after bathing went out again.. went to bukit panjang plaza to study.. at first i'm doing my math de.. wah.. today got the feeling man.. do math like nothing.. =pPp den after awhile jiu teach Liyi on those questions she dunno.. erm.. actually very tired.. but i think it's worth it.. actually i muz be happi.. =D at least i got the value to let ppl make use of me.. =xXx hope tat my frz will do well for their math O lvl paper oso..
after studying jiu go play bball.. sian ar.. so long bo play.. bo stamina le.. sweat like hell ar.. after awhile jiu rest le.. i old le.. wakaka.. cannot run le.. =pPp damn tired lor.. den still need to walk home.. erm.. think i go slp le ba.. kinda tired.. bb





¤.Thursday, October 07, 2004 ' 10:22 PM¤
The biggest mistake one can make in life is not failing to try, is regretting that one didn't try.

eRm.. tOdaY juz a normal day for me manx.. science week sia.. keke.. everyday oso got science except for monday onli sia.. den today heng sia.. no need go for the IP coaching session.. =D but i still stay back in sch.. coz no ppl pei me go home sia.. =( after tat i went into the class.. helped Mrs Joyce Yip sia.. <-- "MothEr" =PpP taught my classmate on those questions they dun understand.. happy wif it manx.. at least i got the value.. they can "make use of me" =xXx no lar.. is i willing to help de.. keke..
after tat jiu rush home le.. erm.. after i reached home jiu go bath.. no time for me to touch com oso.. keke.. after tat jiu go back sch for night study le.. this few days kinda tired manx.. no time for me to study oso.. every few mins got ppl ask me question le.. den is like no time for myself.. but nvm ba.. think it's gd lor.. at least i can help them.. =D when they pass well.. they will thanx mE.. =pPp
sian.. juz now in sch see yong siang sms "her".. haiz.. sian ar.. abit jealous sia.. but nvm ba.. see yong siang so happy oso gd lar.. keke.. every morning go sch sure walk very slow de.. dun feel going to sch lehx.. o.O very sian.. 25 days to my O lvl sia.. faster ar.. so i dun haf to go to sch anymore..
1 month + 16 days.. last paper for O lvl.. den can go enjoy le.. kEkE.. pLaN hAO lE.. 24th noV.. all my buddies go marina eat.. den 25th nov.. chiong bball whole day.. =PpP is a muz.. wah.. can't wait for tat day manx.. after O lvl can highlight my hair le.. yeah.. finally.. =pPp soNg ar..





¤.Monday, October 04, 2004 ' 10:26 PM¤
The biggest mistake one can make in life is not failing to try, is regretting that one didn't try.

hi everyone.. few days nvr write le?? kinda bz this few days.. trying to start studying.. erm.. abit hard sia.. coz from sec 3 till sec 5.. i had been playing game everyday.. nvr touch bk at all de.. but i think i'm gonna get use to it ba.. =PpP today kinda sian?? leong wei didn't come sch today sia.. den no ppl pei me tok.. lesson time abit boring.. but first time i do SS in class sia.. kEkE.. got 4 marks sia.. keke.. so happy wif it.. today after sch jiu go home le.. no need stay for the coaching session today.. =D tml den start sia.. o.O today went home wif yong siang.. den saw xue qin.. so i asked her how's the L1R5.. she got 17 points sia.. wah lao.. so gd.. i got 32 points.. =( abit sian 1/2.. if onli i can score her grade.. see her result low moral le.. dun think i can do well le.. 28 days nia.. haiz.. seems alot.. but actually very near le.. not enuff time le.. everyone is trying their best.. but for me lehx?? everyday still the same.. nvr study de.. how to pass well.. sian diao sia.. everytime listen to wat teachers say.. feel like studying.. but onli for the few minutes nia.. after a while jiu gif up le.. HOW HOW..??
today she took her chinese end of year paper sia.. dunno whether she got do well mahx.. no chances to ask.. o.O hope she will be doing well for it ba.. haha.. i no balls.. dun dare to wish her gd luck.. onli can hide it to myself.. after next week she jiu can relax le.. keke.. finally.. no need see her so stress le.. hope she can enjoy herself after her End Of Year exam ba.. =D

28 days to chiong.. buDdiEs.. LeT woRk toWarDs waT wE aRe aiMiNg.. LeT's leAvE KrAnJi tOgeTheR.. 5^d[o.O]b^5 * JiA yOu *





¤.Saturday, October 02, 2004 ' 9:28 AM¤
The biggest mistake one can make in life is not failing to try, is regretting that one didn't try.

yesterday too tired le.. so nvr write.. keke.. yesterday take back overall result sia.. keke.. so happy ar.. top 5 in class lehx.. =D but still nvr reach my aim sia.. =( now muz do well in O lvl le.. keke.. stupid sia.. DnT 49% nia.. spent so much time on it.. get this kind of result.. haiz.. muz work on my combined hum. le.. cannot play play le..
yesterday nite go concord there play bball.. erm.. saw zhi hao sia.. den asked him to join my team.. wah.. still lose to other ppl sia.. they damn fast.. somemore i'm not very gd.. how to play sia.. o.O den 9.30 jiu lights off le.. after tat i tried to shoot 3pt wif my eyes shut.. erm.. air ball?? i'm gonna train manx.. use my feeling to shoot.. if really can like tat.. i no need worry abt my 3pt le..
erm.. later gonna gif liyi math tution at bp sia.. nvr teach ppl b4 sia.. this is the first time.. dunno she will understand wat i tell her mahx.. but i think i will use back the method my tution used to teach me.. if can success.. next time no need go find work le.. can work as a math teacher.. keke..
sian.. 30 days more.. O lvl coming le.. more n more scare.. haiz.. N lvl so easy de.. O lvl like a big gap.. how.. see my L1R4 oso can die.. 23 points which poly wan take sia..







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