¤.Wednesday, June 27, 2007 ' 10:59 AM¤
The biggest mistake one can make in life is not failing to try, is regretting that one didn't try.
Oppx, forget to update yesterday morning. =xXx Nothing much happened yesterday, as usual log in msn and start chatting with lots of people. 4.30pm went for Napfa training, yesterday did 4 rounds of Timed Running, 2 sets of exercise ( 5 Pull up, 10 Star jump, 20 Push up, 20 Split jump, 20 Dips ). Was really tired after yesterday training, reach home at about 7pm. Meet Leong Wei and Hou Min at Jurong Point to sell my phone. Phone sold at $385 which make me lost around $20+ without counting the plan i upgrade.
As usual, today morning late again, muscle ache everywhere. So lazy to come school, so lazy to get off my bed, but still managed to reach school by 9am (1 demerit point awarded). Start slacking around, surfing forum until about 10am, went for breakfast at mac. Eat around 1hr again and it's 11.13am now. 6 hours more to end of day, today got things to do already. =xXx got 6 epi of Prison Break Season2 to watch. =) Ok, time to start watching, =xXx update again other day. =)
Here's the joke for today.
Lawyer vs farmer - who's smarter
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in South Louisiana. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence.As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field,and now I'm going in to retrieve it."
The old farmer replied. "This is my property, and you are not coming over here."The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the U.S. and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own."The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do things in Louisiana.
We settle small disagreements like this with the Louisiana "Three Kick Rule."The lawyer asked, "What is the Louisiana Three Kick Rule?"The Farmer replied. "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up."
The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom. The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the city feller.
His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick nearly ripped the man's nose off his face. The barrister was flat on his belly when the farmer's third kick to a kidney nearly caused him to give up.
The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said, "Okay, you old coot, now it's my turn."
(Guess What the farmer said....)The old farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck."
