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¤.Thursday, June 21, 2007 ' 11:49 AM¤
The biggest mistake one can make in life is not failing to try, is regretting that one didn't try.

Feeling so sleepy at the moment, didn't sleep well last night. Something stupid happened, my mother gave me an expired medicine to eat. It expired on the Jan 2006 and it's already June 2007. Lucky nothing much happen today, haha =). Reach school at 8.40am today, what's the big day manx, SO many people taking MRT this morning. Sucks, no seats to sit again, have to stand for around 40mins. Hate to come school, hate to do FYP.!!

This whole morning doing Final Theory Test Question. Keep getting 40/50 marks, oh my god, i'm going to fail my FTT if i continue to score like that. It's so hard to memorize so many things.!! 600 FTT questions for me to do, better finish them with a good mark.

Stupid people in HardwareZone forum, bid $385 for my phone but went missing in action. When can i sell my phone, really needs money by this saturday. Got driving lesson but not enough money for it. F**k.!! I need a JOB.!! Anyone can offer me a nice job that i can work on weekends.? Need lots of MONEY. d{$.$}b

Here's the joke for today:
Painting Day
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart . While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.
The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time.
He goes over and asks her if she is ok. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat.
She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said to achieve best results, put on two coats.







¤PROFILE¤

[#] Alvin Yip
[#] 18th Nov 87
[#] shadowfate_87@hotmail.com
[#] Nanyang Poly - Business Informatics

¤LOVES vs HATES¤

[*] Dota
[*] Gathering With FOT Gang
[*] Driving
[*] Volleyball

[*] FYP
[*] Attachment
[*] Study

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¤EXITS¤

Nanyang Poly
[~] Nyp Ultimate
[~] Chin Fang

Ngee Ann Poly Volleyball
[~] VonN
[~] JoannE

Family Of Twelve
[~] Liyi
[~] Ning Zhen
[~] PeiLi
[~] SonG
[~] Wei Wen

Others
[~] JoannA
[~] Yun Ru



¤JOKES FOR EVERYONE¤

How do you regonize a blonde in school?
They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

There is a blonde who goes into a store and says "excuse me sir,can i buy that television?"The guy says "no,i don't sell anything to blondes." So the blonde goes home colours her hair red and goes back to the store. She says,"excuse me sir, can I buy that television?" He says,"i don't sell anything to blondes." So the blonde goes home,colours her hair pitch black and goes back. She says,"excuse me sir, can I buy that television?" He says," No I don't sell anything to blondes." She says,"how do u know i'm a blonde?" He says, "only a blonde would think a microwave is a T.V"

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