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¤.Friday, June 15, 2007 ' 9:11 AM¤
The biggest mistake one can make in life is not failing to try, is regretting that one didn't try.

Back to the stupid routine again. Reach lab at 845am today, was late but lucky someone help me sign-in. Thanks Man. Nothing to do again, must come out with a gantt chart with my teammate [Deadline: 20th June 2007]. Bored. FYP SUX.

Yesterday night went to Bishan Ajisen with ChinFang, Kiat and Singlim. Ate the Pork Curry Ramen, hmm, it's quite nice ba. loLx. Eat already very full, i think it's worth the $13.80 ba. =) Left at about 820pm, went back to Choa Chu Kang Lot 1 to meet Elson, Houmin, Wei Wen, Leong and me. When i reach there, WeiWen was so exicted,zzz. Just because he saw Tammi at Lot1. -.- What so special about her? loLx. Crazy Wei Wen. After that went for Fanastic 4 Movie at 9.30pm. Actually don't want to watch de, but i think the Sue Storm is very pretty, that's y i went for that show. Haha, overall quite a nice show. Everyone should go and watch. =)

The Joke for Today. ^^ Enjoy.
Singapore Soldier got GUTS!
Ministers from USA, UK and Singapore were travelling on a warship that was cruising near S.Arabia. The 3 were talking about how brave their soldiers were when their cordial discussion soon turned into an argument where each wanted to prove the bravery of their own soldiers.
The Pres. of USA said, "let me show u what is guts", where upon he called his Colonel and said "Jump into the sea and swim 3 rounds around this ship!". The Colonel replied "Anything for Uncle Sam, Sir", and jumped into the shark infested sea and swam 3 rounds around the ship, with the sharks chasing him like mad! After the successful 3 rounds, the Colonel came up to the deck and said, "I did it for Uncle Sam Mr. President!". The proud US President replied "That's what I call guts!".
The Prime Minister of UK became aggressive and quickly alled his General and said "General, jump into the sea and swim 10 rounds around this ship!". The General replied "Anything for the Queen, Sir", and jumped into the shark infested sea and swam 10 rounds around the ship, with the sharks chasing him frantically. After the successful 10 rounds, The 3-star General came up to the deck and said, "Long Live the Queen!". The proud UK PM replied "That's what I call guts!".
The Prime Minister of Singapore cannot control himself. He had to show that his soldiers have it too. He called one of them and said "Soldier, jump into the sea and swim 15 rounds around this ship!". The soldier replied "Oi, you siao ah?I juz bought my 4-rooms and I am paying through my nose. Now, U want me to jump and die, eh? just for u to hao lian?You jump into the sea yourself lah!"The Singapore PM smiled and said "Heard that? That's what I call guts!".







¤PROFILE¤

[#] Alvin Yip
[#] 18th Nov 87
[#] shadowfate_87@hotmail.com
[#] Nanyang Poly - Business Informatics

¤LOVES vs HATES¤

[*] Dota
[*] Gathering With FOT Gang
[*] Driving
[*] Volleyball

[*] FYP
[*] Attachment
[*] Study

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Nanyang Poly
[~] Nyp Ultimate
[~] Chin Fang

Ngee Ann Poly Volleyball
[~] VonN
[~] JoannE

Family Of Twelve
[~] Liyi
[~] Ning Zhen
[~] PeiLi
[~] SonG
[~] Wei Wen

Others
[~] JoannA
[~] Yun Ru



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How do you regonize a blonde in school?
They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

There is a blonde who goes into a store and says "excuse me sir,can i buy that television?"The guy says "no,i don't sell anything to blondes." So the blonde goes home colours her hair red and goes back to the store. She says,"excuse me sir, can I buy that television?" He says,"i don't sell anything to blondes." So the blonde goes home,colours her hair pitch black and goes back. She says,"excuse me sir, can I buy that television?" He says," No I don't sell anything to blondes." She says,"how do u know i'm a blonde?" He says, "only a blonde would think a microwave is a T.V"

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