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¤.Monday, June 18, 2007 ' 11:45 AM¤
The biggest mistake one can make in life is not failing to try, is regretting that one didn't try.

Back in school blogging again. Haha. Woke up at 8.30am today, FYP starts at 8.30am and i'm still at home brushing my teeth at that time. I'm f**king late for 2hours today. Oh my god, 2 hrs = 3 demerit points. Haix, got 4 demerit points so far le. Sadded. Nothing to do again, teacher not in school today, so decided to slack. Going out lunch with Kenneth n Melvin at Khatib. Think i'm going to spend more than 1hr again. =xXx Who cares. Teacher-in-charge not around. =)

Yesterday went for driving lesson, 5th lesson and the instructor start teaching me parallel parking. It's so f**king hard, so many steps to follow, but i'm going to try my best to learn as fast as possible. Want to get my license as soon as possible. FTT on the 2nd July, 15 days more and i haven't start studying it. Shit man.

Hmm, tonight got Campus Superstar, everyone that's watching please help support F2. She's my sister friend and i think she sings super well. =)

F2-Elaine 黄意凌

Here's the joke for today. =)
Sick Leave
I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would notallow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" thenhe would tell me to take a few days off.So I hung upside down from the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing? I told her thatI was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think Iwas "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "Whatare you doing ?" I told him I was a light bulb.He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate fora Couple of days."I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my co-worker(the Blonde) followed me, the Boss said to her, "And where do youthink You're going?"
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(You're gonna love this...)
She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"







¤PROFILE¤

[#] Alvin Yip
[#] 18th Nov 87
[#] shadowfate_87@hotmail.com
[#] Nanyang Poly - Business Informatics

¤LOVES vs HATES¤

[*] Dota
[*] Gathering With FOT Gang
[*] Driving
[*] Volleyball

[*] FYP
[*] Attachment
[*] Study

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Nanyang Poly
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[~] Chin Fang

Ngee Ann Poly Volleyball
[~] VonN
[~] JoannE

Family Of Twelve
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[~] Ning Zhen
[~] PeiLi
[~] SonG
[~] Wei Wen

Others
[~] JoannA
[~] Yun Ru



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How do you regonize a blonde in school?
They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

There is a blonde who goes into a store and says "excuse me sir,can i buy that television?"The guy says "no,i don't sell anything to blondes." So the blonde goes home colours her hair red and goes back to the store. She says,"excuse me sir, can I buy that television?" He says,"i don't sell anything to blondes." So the blonde goes home,colours her hair pitch black and goes back. She says,"excuse me sir, can I buy that television?" He says," No I don't sell anything to blondes." She says,"how do u know i'm a blonde?" He says, "only a blonde would think a microwave is a T.V"

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